The team of almost professional stylists at the ShipRocked salon have decades of no-hair experience, but let's get you a crazy coiffure ready for a hair-raising night anyway!  You don’t have the forehead for that cut. Have you thought about bangs? And you, sir, are very attractive but would look even better not bald. You know, a deep red beehive would really bring out your beautiful, bloodshot hungover eyes. Don’t worry, leave it to us and we’ll do our worst to give you the wackiest wig party since the Revolutionary War.

Hello sexy music lovers out there... Let’s get under the covers and you know, get some… album action! Singles are safely locked in the Dark Side of the Room tonight. London’s Calling for iconic album covers on the decks. Strut your stuff across Abbey’s Road as Eddie’s killer, 1984’s angel, Candy’s O, Janice’s Pearl, Bruce’s demin clad ass, or go nuts and embody a Zeppelin blimp or creepy Sabbath house. Whatever covers you best! Come As You Are, but please, no Sticky Fingers or naked pool-babies. Nevermind, y’all are gonna do it anyways.

We know what you want, what you really really want … infectious pop hits with synchronized moves, sweet harmonies and bedazzled looks, zigazig ah! That’s right, it’s gonna be larger than life at this Ultimate Showdown: Boy Bands vs Girl Groups. You’ve stared dreamily at those posters plastered around your bedroom long enough. Tonight you say "it’s gonna be me!" So slather on that glitter, put on the Timberlands and decide who gets to be the bad boy with dreads or the sportiest Spice. And sorry gang, but there can be only one Destiny's Child era Beyonce, and she belongs Cookie!

Keep that polyester, rayon, cotton mess in your closet. Tonight’s dress code is all about classic inflatable vinyl elegance… Show up in anything you can blow up to glow up! Go big and buoyant with your floatiest neon pool couture, trust that hole in your giant unicorn is patched and your batteries are charged, or go big and become a bouncy castle legend. It’s time to get pumped up! No deflation 'til dawn!

Skully, Zeus, King of All Gods, Master of the Sky, first son of Cronus, Brother to Hades & Poseidon, and Rightful Ruler of the Eternal & Earthly, summons you to a one-night only odyssey of Mythic Mayhem that you’ll never see again in your lifetime, especially if you have the misfortune of catching Medusa’s eye at the bar. Tonight we Go Greek! Shake off that mortal coil, ice your Achilles’ heel, practice those Kegasus stands, and pray the fates are in your favor, Mount Olympus awaits!

Exotic Aquatics, tonight you get your wish to be part of our world! Put those urchins to bed, the shore is all yours! Slimy invertebrates, find a skeletal system to help you slip onto the ship. Organisms with more than 6 cells, please school the rest. There’s only one rule during this Wet & Wild Poseidon Party: no gills, no thrills, and no need to fear sushi chefs or that little criminal Sally selling her stolen seashells! All marine life is welcome to flop around the deck and enjoy the Sirens enchanting sea shanty set.