Tacky Tourist

The time has come for you to let the locals know you’re here to vacation harder, and you’re packin’ sunscreen! Slather on that Zinc like war paint, refer to your map for directions - NEVER ask - tighten up your fanny pack and let loose like it’s a 1990 Myrtle Beach family reunion. Tacky Hawaiian shirts, Panama hats, sandals with socks, and anything else obnoxiously laid back that screams “Which way to the buffet?”. Don’t worry, what you wear on vacation, stays on vacation!