Let Them Eat Cake
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! May we present the esteemed Royal Court of ShipRocked. Your Highness the King & Queen, Lords & Ladies, Duke & Duchesses, Marquises, Knights, Consorts, and Jesters are all commanded to assemble at his Majesty Skully the 13th’s pleasure this evening. Wear your finest finery and let the bourgeoise eat cake while the oblivious monarchy throws a bonne party!