Goths vs Jocks
Attention cool kids and burn-outs, this is your Principal Skully speaking. Today after school meet behind the bleachers to settle the biggest rivalry here at ShipRocked High: Goths or Jocks. Let’s keep this fight for hallway supremacy clean! Poms-poms & footballs are fair game but leave the underage Natty Lite chugging at home. Also approved are black raccoon eyeliner, combat boots & devil worship, but notebooks full of handwritten song lyrics & creepy sketches are banned. And since a fight’s nothing without allies, Goths, you can rally your emo friends. And Jocks, you can bring along the nerds who do your homework. May the best social stereotype win - losers all get detention, for life!